Wow.

Was my last post really 10 days ago?
Ever have a stressful day at work? I had dinner last night with three fraternity brothers (Not frat brothers. You wouldn't call your country a cunt). One is a cop, the other is a fireman (both in chicago). To paraphrase ghostbusters, they have seen shit that will turn you white. Me and the asset manager could but listen. I am driving down to the TKE house at ISU this weekend to catch up with some other guys. I haven't been down there in years. Almost since I graduated 10 years ago. Don't know why I'm nervous about it, but I am.

New Celebrity Crush

So Eric Lindberg posted on Lindblog that he thinks that Kristen Vangness was hot. I wouldn't know her if she punched me in the stomach, but my new celebrity crush is someone I guarantee none of you know. It's Rachel from Signing Time. It's a kids sign language program on pbs. This is the kind of crap you get subjected to when your child wakes at 6 AM on weekends. Still, she's cute as hell.

2 Podcasts for your listening pleasure

Within the past week, Epsiodes 7 and 8 have dropped at thehotkarlpodcast.com. Go and laugh, you fools!

good god what a tool

I feel bad for people like this, whoever he is.

Some mildly drunk ramblings (or, I'm no Eric Lindberg)

We tryin' again. We want another baby.
I can't believe it's november already. I can't believe I was stumped when I found out I was invited to a party where they gave a prize for the most offensive costume. I came up with "a ghost with a boner" then "A Crapist", but then we didn't end up going to the party.
I highly recommend the happy hour menu at McCormick and Schmick. A Half-pound Cheeseburger with fries for $2. Sure there's a 2-drink minimum, but this place is bringing the cocktail back, so spend your dinner dollar on liquor (where it counts) without going hungry. I stand by their sidecar, the Basil grape refresher, and the Gin Delicious. Both the latter drinks are named what they are.
Work is insane lately.
Comedy, my other work, is really frosting my ass of late.
Boy, that Details is a shit magazine. I just got a free subscription, and I want to cancel that. It usually takes me a few trips to the potty to get through a magazine. Details I breeze thru in a shitting. The writing is terrible. There aren't any feature articles longer than a page. Couple that with Ben Affleck taking his "last chance" on the cover, and I just want to throw it away.
I watched Saturday Night Live this weekend with Brian Williams and it was funny. Want more funny? Youtube Tracy Morgan blackass.