Thankful for Patriotism?

I am. So I'ma go to Menards for some patriotism I can shit in.

Aren't you glad your name's not Desiree? Is that the word you think of when it's time to make a chocolate hot dog?

I think I'd name a toilet "The Bottomless Pit" or " The Tank" or "Insert your ex's name here". I'd at least go with the shitmaster. Maybe Thronor the Magnificent(TM). Or Latrina for the ladies. That reminds me. A rep I used to work with from Verizon was named Lesion. No kidding. She pronounced it LaShawn.

More updates to follow. I'm busy like a mug. Eat some turkey, everybody, then show your patriotism like that commode owed you money. Love, me.