My so-called life.
This is Eric's account of this Lambda Beta (Loony Broad) coming up to us after the HK.
Here's how I recall it (setting the record straight).
She approached us as he mentions, camera in hand. Presumably for a cast photo, which happens all the time. A conversation began like he says where she says that she should be up there and she's so funny and the show wasn't dirty enough and blah, blah, blah.
The whole time she's fidgeting with her breasts. Not like pulling an errant bra strap, mind you. Full-on adjusting all parts of her breasts. Pulling the shirt and bra around them.
Smooth as ever, I go, "Is there something wrong with your breasts? You haven't stopped touching thems since you walked over".
She says, "If you want to know the truth, they're fake. They're not fitting in this bra right. Wanna feel?". I declined and I think I said, "But he will"; indicating Eric. I then turned to her friends. A guy and a way cuter girl and talked to them about the show. I then wandered away and she engaged Eric for another several minutes. I got a text from him later saying that she was coming over to his place (for the oscar party I was not invited to). My reply test was, "In case you missed it, she's crazy".
What kind of a dingbat lets handsome strangers feel her out, let alone tells them that she has fake boobs or adjusts them in the open. What kind of a dingbat gets fake boobs at no more than 24 years of age. Good Gracious.
Here's how I recall it (setting the record straight).
She approached us as he mentions, camera in hand. Presumably for a cast photo, which happens all the time. A conversation began like he says where she says that she should be up there and she's so funny and the show wasn't dirty enough and blah, blah, blah.
The whole time she's fidgeting with her breasts. Not like pulling an errant bra strap, mind you. Full-on adjusting all parts of her breasts. Pulling the shirt and bra around them.
Smooth as ever, I go, "Is there something wrong with your breasts? You haven't stopped touching thems since you walked over".
She says, "If you want to know the truth, they're fake. They're not fitting in this bra right. Wanna feel?". I declined and I think I said, "But he will"; indicating Eric. I then turned to her friends. A guy and a way cuter girl and talked to them about the show. I then wandered away and she engaged Eric for another several minutes. I got a text from him later saying that she was coming over to his place (for the oscar party I was not invited to). My reply test was, "In case you missed it, she's crazy".
What kind of a dingbat lets handsome strangers feel her out, let alone tells them that she has fake boobs or adjusts them in the open. What kind of a dingbat gets fake boobs at no more than 24 years of age. Good Gracious.
posted by Zach at 1:16 PM
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It doesn't seem our tellings are that far off....really...
These are the people that Eric invites into our home. She could have gone all single white female on me and smothered me in the night with one of her fake boobs and then seamlessly replaced my apparently unfunny ass in the Karl.
well, she claims she'll be back on Saturday!
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