Jesus Herbert Walker Christ!

I'm stuck at O'Hare. Delayed THREE HOURS on my flight to geneva. I decided to bite the bullet and pay the $7 for wireless access so I can catch up with you.
For my time, I recieved $15 in food vouchers!
I am figuratively kicking myself for not calling a-fucking-head.
No reason given, too, which really frosts my ass.
Speaking of ass frosting, I had to miss whirlyball with comedysportz last night. That really burns me up. That whirlyball is a good time.