Giving the Suburbs a bad name

The suburbs have tons of redeeming qualities. Unfortunately, it's shit like this that people think of when I say I live in the Suburbs.

Yep, if you're too terrified to drive to Piper's alley for Tony 'n' Tina's wedding, you can drive to Brookfield and see Joey and Maria's Comedy Italian Wedding (The Original--as it says in the pic).

Comedy Italian Wedding. I had to scan this in; I didn't think you guys would believe me.

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