Got any black in you?

That was a serious question asked of my wife by a black female coworker. I asked if she followed it up with "do you want some?", but alas, she didn't. She asked because of my wife's dymamite build. Now, it turns out she was onto something. My mother-in-law recently did one of those cheek-swab DNA things for lineage. Some part of Kiki's bamily tree were "black jews" that migrated from Africa north to Scandinavia, and eventually settled in Ireland.
...I've always wanted to have sex with a black chick.