...And I spilled a diet coke on an LLBean catalog I was reading.

I fell flat on my ass twice on the wednesday of the ice storm trying to get to work. During one of the falls, I lost my blackberry. After the second fall, I kind of sat there on the ice for a second, thinking, "I should just turn around and go home". Both falls were in Lisle between my house and the train station. One of the houses I fell in front of, I fell in front of last year. They have a hill and never shovel. I'm thinking of taking some lighter fluid there at night and lighting their sidewalk on fire. That oughtta show 'em.
My Blackberry was recovered by someone and returned to me.