Walker: Texas Icon

A friend of mine forwarded me http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.

There's not much gold beyond the first page, which had me laughing out loud. (There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.)
However, this appears on the 6th page:
"Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. "