Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Shit just got real

Again, 2008 is active with a vengeance.
- Comedysportz passed all it's fucking inspections. The irony is not lost on me that it's cold enough out for hell to have frozen over.
- I have to go to Charlotte (They Sell Yuengling there!) next week and London the first couple weeks in February. I may miss all the ComedySportz opening festivities. f.
- I should be back for the opening of the Hot Karl. Hot Damn.
It's 2008, and this was in my inbox THIS MORNING!:

"-----Original Message-----
From: Melinda Cohea [mailto:Melinda_Cohea@Jabil.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:30 AM
From: Laquanda Williams Lawanda Myles; Leisa Bedell; Laquanda Williams; Eugenia Rankins; Vilencia Turner - Pierce; Porsche Freeman Kamisha Harris Flaviu Leordeanu; Marquita Martin; Sylvia Martinez; Cory Bedell; Felix Strickland; Linda Turks; Yerva Hullett; Walter Hall; Darnell Mitchell; Alicia Addison; Alicia Addison


State Police Warning (serious)

DON'T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!!

Police officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning: If you are driving after dark and see and on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common Bloods member 'initiation game' that goes like this: The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and
the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his 'target.'.

He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual in the e vehicle in order to complete his initiation requirements. Police Depts across the nation are being warned.

Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlight s o ff. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off.

Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your family! Please forward this message to all your friends and family members to inform them about this initiation ritual.

SR Dispatcher Tracey Sharber
Kentucky State Police
Post 3 Bowling Green
P.O. Box 0068
Bowling Green , KY 42102
Phone: (270) 782-2010
Fax: (502) 564-3507 "

Didn't this hoax die in like 1993? Also, This was forwarded to me by a vendor. The Shame! Plus, the hilarity of the names is not lost on me.

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